I made some perty pictures to share. All the “styles” are self-identified by the contestant on Fox’s website, so don’t make fun of me because some of them are cringeworthy. I even edited Joshua’s because I like him a lot and I felt like a tard captioning him with just “Performer”. I am REALLY bored at work today and I have trouble remembering some of these guys without their name plastered all over their torso.

Here are my reviews of last night’s performances:

Fruity King Costume Jazz Ball What?

I was mad at Nigel for talking so much about their costumes, when the contestants can’t do anything about the wardrobe. They did look ridiculous though, and their performance was pretty forgettable. A lot of contestants aren’t hitting 110% effort on stage yet. Mandy Moore’s routine has some potential, but she didn’t bring any spirit out of these two at all. Read the rest of this entry »